The Return Of The Porkasaurus

A year ago she was on the endangered species list, and many assumed she drifted off the continental shelf, which may have caused that tsunami on the west coast of South America.

Yes, she's back, in that more than heavy Jack Nicholson way.

If they ever remake "The Shining" it is only appropriate that she get the ax that smashes through the door and says, "Heeere's Johnny!"

Of course I'm talking about Rosie O'Donnell, who proves the theory that no species ever really goes extinct. NBC, the favorite network of Iranians and imbeciles, is bringing our favorite Lardassian back for another run on the tube, minus the sanctimonious Barbara Walters, and Not So Skinny Beeach, Joy Behar, who got her comeuppance on the Jay Leno show a week or two back.

Rosie did have one sentence in her press briefing that was somewhat shocking; she said that she would like to sit down and have a beer with Sarah Palin. I'm generally hard on Rosie, but occassionally she gets things right. I think she fully realizes what the media did to Palin during the campaign, and isn't buying, because they have done the same to her on occasion.

Now I'm not saying she didn't deserve some of that, because even she'll admit her engine doesn't run smoothly all the time, and sometimes it just chokes and shuts down.

I give her show about a year, maybe slightly more.

In a word she is just too erratic to work a steady gig without making everyone around her ill. Something will happen to make her saddle her high horse, and off she will ride again into the sunset once again.

But she's mildly amusing from time to time, in between her highs and low low lows.

And even I have to admit that I would rather watch her than Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Can you believe he's still on television?

Good luck Rosie, I'll check in next Thanksgiving, if you're still around.

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