<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>TRCB.com RSS Feed</title><description>What Is Better When It Comes To Earning Money. A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.</description><link>http://www.trcb.com/</link><language>en-Us</language><ttl>60</ttl><lastBuildDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:15:33 EST</lastBuildDate><copyright>Copyright 2010 Masroor, TRCB.com All Right Reserved</copyright><item><title>Job in MicroSoft  - Tomato Story</title><link>http://www.trcb.com/arts-and-entertainment/humor/job-in-microsoft--tomato-story-603.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;'You are employed' he said.&amp;nbsp; Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the United States. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. &lt;br /&gt;When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man replied,' I don't have an email.'&amp;nbsp; The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!' &lt;br /&gt;Moral of the story&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moral 1 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet is not the solution to your life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moral 2&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;If you don't have Internet, but work hard, you can be a millionaire.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moral 3 &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are reading via email delivered article, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire..........&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:58:28 EST</pubDate><guid>http://www.trcb.com/arts-and-entertainment/humor/job-in-microsoft--tomato-story-603.htm</guid><source url="http://www.trcb.com/rss/article/job-in-microsoft--tomato-story-603.xml">TRCB.com</source><category>Arts and Entertainment / Humor</category></item></channel></rss>